Apeirogon

sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinated-zombie: So, in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:52:42 +1000

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:52:34 +1000

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep: Omg where have you been all my god...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:47:01 +1000

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

amaeza: untruc: amaeza: you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:24:56 +1000

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 10:21:44 +1000

YOU’VE UPSET TITS

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:13:16 +1000

YOU’VE UPSET TITS

abstractbody: bronzebasilisk: weeaboo-chan: ok so i tried to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:50:54 +1000

abstractbody:

bronzebasilisk:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

OH MY GOD

ive been trying to figure out these cattle all day. they look like a beef breed and their fur reminds me of rex rabbits, so it makes me wonder if they’d be considered rexes where the guard hair is the same length as the undercoat.

but i dont think cattle have undercoats..

what are you made of, mysterious cattle

hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:47:05 +1000

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:45:03 +1000

corgay: if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:35:47 +1000

corgay:

if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep

inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:08:04 +1000

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

perseused: wolvesofthesun: OH IT GOT BETTER ALKDFLJGKJ

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:20:51 +1000

perseused:

wolvesofthesun:

OH IT GOT BETTER ALKDFLJGKJ

adocica: Up next on BBC One

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:44:19 +1000

adocica:

Up next on BBC One

If you wan' it, Come g't it.: elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:06:11 +1000

If you wan' it, Come g't it.: elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem:...:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK

I CAN’T…

georgeblagdiddy: ifyouwantitthencomefindit: Hey look it’s the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:04:16 +1000

georgeblagdiddy:

ifyouwantitthencomefindit:

Hey look it’s the loves of my lives (don’t judge my poly-amorous lifestyle - I love all you bitches equally) as 12 year olds.

LOOK ITS BABY ME AND BABY TUMBLR USER ELLIE APEIROGON

ALSO I’M WEARING MY FUCKING SIGNED YOUNG DIVAS SHIRT

AND I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A PHOTO

goodness I was an attractive child

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:44:12 +1000

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Wed, 22 May 2013 17:41:18 +1000

iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:20:15 +1000

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:04:49 +1000

eleanorbearder: jambandit: walkers-and-mutts: OMG, look at...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:00:02 +1000

eleanorbearder:

jambandit:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

#this is why i don’t trust people who wear makeup

OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL