kinnetics: do you ever get so platonically infatuated with someone that you just want to shower them with love and never stop but you’re afraid they’ll think you’re creepy and secretly start to judge you and no ssh stop all i want to do is love you
Bella…can bite my balls!– WhiteBitchSays (Kate)
ohno-polio: Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is...– Caitlin Moran, “How to Be a Woman” (via Buffy Plays With Demons) truth. (via thefistofartemis)
mothafickle: the worst is when bohemian rhapsody starts playing in your ipod and you’re on the bus and you have to hold yourself down and not sing out loud and vocalize every guitar solo
trytowin: katnips: loki-dokey: jalexatsix: hotstriderbutt: simpleandhumblejohnwatson: the-koalakid: throwinshade: videohall: Best of talking animals OMFG THIS DID NOT JUST APPEAR ON MY DASH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BBC Also the day time night time one was adorable for some reason. whaT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH OH MY GOD WHAT ALAN ALAN AL ALAN oh no that’s steve STEVE...
saskiahamiltons: coolestgirl-: I just love thar Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style” #We are the largest gathering of literary pornography snobs
cami6636: my love for my otp burns with the heat of 1000 laptops