inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
If you wan' it, Come g't it.: elysionsprincess:... →
elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously oh my fucking god OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK I CAN’T…
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
School: We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student: I got bullied.
School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
sweetsyren: yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe Just in case you were wondering: IT’S TRUE.
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
kidouyuuto: last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
inbox: please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes
lecavaliers: kushdrinker: it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing #It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
caraknightley: colorfulrussianfireworks: iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO UNTIL APPROXXIMATELY 3 MINUTES AGO AND IM LAUGHING OS HARD
primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
People get really irritated by mental illness. “Just fucking get it together!...– Maria Bamford (via bugsnugs)